Fins War Rally

Posted by Wade_County | 0 comments

This is a speech to be yelled loudly (braveheart style) at the dolphins game on monday night. 

 

MEN AND WOMEN OF MIAMI, DONNERS OF AQUA AND ORANGE, AND FIN-ATICS! 

AT ATTENTION!

The enemy is at the gates, and they come armed and prepared to pillage what is ours

They are arrogant. 

They are disrespectful

They are cheaters.

BUT after TONIGHT, they will also be DEFEATED. 

What you will see on the faces of our dolphins is bloodlust.

rage.

a manic drive to win.

and we will have NO REGRETS. 

Take NO PRISONERS.
and show NO MERCY.

You will be loud on third down!

You will be loud when we put up 7 points!

and you will be loud when Tom Brady’s face gets crushed

between Miami dirt and Miami flesh.