Klaxons burst back with ‘Flashover’
I had a dream that David Cameron decided to bring back the glory, prestige and global menace of the British Royal Crown. He sprang into action, and secretly assembled a colossal army, led by an endless cloud of Royal Air Force Spitfires.
They were going to make us pay for even thinking that Steve Carell could hold a candle to Ricky Gervais. As the miasma of steely death approached our helpless coast, the drone of the engines was crushed by something much more devastating. Emanating from every cockpit was the gorgeous warning of “Flashover”. And indeed, the flashover did come. Our epitaphs would now be written in the King’s English.
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