The Man Brassiere

by bilingue on February 8, 2010

A product so revolutionary that has taken the Land of the Rising Sun by storm, now aims to sweep United States. People will have to suffer no more those stupid jokes or dirty looks about your “man-tits”. It’s in your power to say “No More”. Surgeries are too costly and you can’t afford having more debt in this economy. Exercise? Don’t leave anything to luck. All the sweat from those people in the gym could make you trip and fall. Plus all that exercise will probably hurt and damage your muscles.

Get your Doritos, ice cream and Hot pockets out! You can finally enjoy life to the fullest.


Asides from being stylish the new and improve design will help other aliments like:



  • Back Problems
  • Blood Pressure
  • Acne
  • Erectile Dysfunction


These are just a few things some of the most highly prestige fashion designers have found. You don’t need a trained team of doctors or scientists to tell you what’s good for you. They know nothing about what’s in style or how “Wnter Blue” is the new black.

A picture is worth a thousand words:




The man brassiere is manufactured in the best sweat shops through out Asia. Act now and enjoy free shipping. It is so comfortable that you will barely feel it during the day. In fact, you can wear it before going to bed and you won’t feel anything during the morning. That’s a guarantee.


This product has change the life of thousands and has been featured in the Japanese version of Men’s Vogue.


America be ready!

Update:






The recent shortages of the product have created chaos in some places. It is advisable not to brag about this item with other people. They will hate you, not because you are wearing a brassiere but because they don’t have one. This kind of rage have caused a few violent incidents. Use caution!


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1 Qma February 8, 2010 at 5:11 am

Heeno salen en todas…

2 bilingue February 9, 2010 at 3:07 am

lol

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