Modern Warfare 2: Super Speed Glitch

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Become Flash in this hacked game session of Modern Warfare 2

Very interesting comment from Jeff Green, a member of the Joystiq community:

“Here I’ve decided to create a small and helpful guide to Modern Warfare 2 glitches. We all know IW is pack of insane Satan worshiping demons who hate gamers on a grand scale. As such, Modern Warfare 2 is their diabolical tool to exact pain and suffering unto gamers. Well you’re in luck Video Game Enthusiasts, because this guide will save you from certain damnation!

The Flash Glitch

What is it: This is when people had modified a server to activate super speed during matches. This can be troublesome to gamers, as they might not be able to keep up with the pace of the match.

Solution: Unless you’re super worried about your win/loss ratio, just quit the match and find another one. This glitch is extremely rare.

Unlimited Ammo Glitch

What is it: Much like the super speed glitch, the game has been modified to prevent all guns on both teams from running out of ammo. It can also rapid fire things like the RPG.

Solution: You might actually wonder what the problem here is, since this puts both teams on a level playing field as opposed to crippling just one. Well some people hate endless bullets I guess. Same solution as above, quit and leave. It’s my understanding that this has been patched. If not it continues to be very rare.

Javelin Glitch

What is it: Oh me oh my, you don’t know? It’s only the worst thing to come out of video games in the last fifty years! This allows people to explode upon death while having the Javelin equiped as your primary weapon. 

Solution: Well it has been patched, but this doesn’t stop people from complaining about it. So that must mean it’s still actively ruining people’s gameplay experience! Well when this first came out, it was all the rage. Everyone was Javelin Glitching all over the placed. So quitting is not an option. Oh shoot, guess that means you’ll have to not suck at the game. Just shoot one of the rushing glitchers a few times and you’ll take them out well before they can reach you. Who knows, if you time it right you’ll take their team members down as well.

I’ll write up more if anyone wants them. Although the evil bastards at IW have come in on their time off to fix patches, don’t let their kindness fool you. What they’re really doing is fixing some bugs, while purposefully implanting more just to ruin your game! 

Solution: Don’t buy Modern Warfare 2! Its SO bad!!”